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TOP TEXT: MARCHING BAND REHEARSAL FROM 6-9
BOTTOM TEXT: MEANS REHEARSAL FROM 5:30-9:30
Books for tall people.
(Source: thewhatever)
I go into McDonalds to get a soda & there’s some fat girl making fun of this mentally disabled kid
Me: You know, that could happen to any one of us. You don’t belong making fun of someone like that, what’s wrong with you?
Girl: God gave me a mouth to speak & I’m gonna use it.
Me: Well, God gave you a mouth to eat too, but you abused that privilege.
Girl: -Speechless-
Me: Oh, & you might wanna wipe that ketchup off of your chin.
Girl: -Goes to wipe chin-
Me: No, your other chin.
(Source: jennnnabenna, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)
